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Business Voicemail Greetings: Top 5 Sample Scripts. By Nate Rand. Business voicemail greetings are underrated. When your customers call your phone system after hours or when your business is closed, they hear your voicemail recording.

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For all new purchases go to the new Sounddogs.com site. This site is an archive only website. Mp3 previews are low resolution, the purchased WAV files are professional quality, the same sound effects used in hundreds of Hollywood feature films. You can see a glimpse of their sound boards below (I love the Eric Cartman one!- call me and see :)) The next site up for funny voicemail messages is via AhaJokes and can be found here.This site has lots of funny audio links but the descriptions are non-existent.Timing isn't everything, but when it comes to posting birthday greetings, it can at least be something. By posting your greeting a day early, you can claim, I wanted to be the first to wish you a happy b-day. Conversely, wait until a day or two after the birthday and brag: Happy b-day, from Emily. I wanted to save the best for last. Get SeriousFunny audio files, sound files, and answering machine messages. Funny Audio Files. Funny audio files, sound files, and answering machine messages. ... Description: "Greetings. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are ..." File name: a001.zip

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